Unspoken Pleasure by Erotica

The Surprise: Ep3

We drove in silence for a while before she asked, "Do you think Mary will eat cunt this weekend?"

I coughed as I asked, "Where did that come from?"

"She told me you gave her permission to eat pussy and she gave you permission to have sex with a Shemale," she revealed.

My face burned with embarrassment. I replied, "That was just heat of the moment talk."

"Mary has wanted to eat pussy forever," Mia said, so matter-of-factly that it seemed inevitable.

I quipped, "She wants to be gang banged too, but fantasy is fantasy."

"But what if fantasy could become reality?" she asked, her tone suddenly serious.

"It's a dangerous line to cross," I said, knowing that fantasy stayed fantasy for a reason.

"Would you seriously let her if the opportunity arose this weekend?" she asked.

"I don't know," I admitted, the conversation at the time I gave her permission was rather laissez faire.

"And if a Shemale came to you this weekend and offered herself to you, would you take her up on the offer?" Mia asked.

I laughed, "Like that is likely to happen."

"That isn't the point, would you?" she asked again.

"Would you?" I questioned back.

"I have before," she revealed.

"Really?" I asked, surprised.

"Of course, Shemales are the perfect specimen. The beauty of a woman; the sophistication of a woman; the upper body of a woman; and yet the lower equipment of a man, which, let's be honest, the only body part that is sexier on a man is his penis... cunts are incredibly unattractive," Mia said, her face squishing up like she had just sucked on a lemon.

"At least I know you're not a lesbian," I joked.

"God no," she said.

"Tell me how you really feel," I joked.

"I love cock," she answered, talking to me as a guy and not as her friend's husband.

I joked again, repeating the same words, "Tell me how you really feel."

"No, seriously," she said. "All cunts look the same, I can't imagine trying to pick one out of a pussy line-up."

"I'd be willing to try," I quipped.

"On the other hand, every cock is distinctly different," she continued, ignoring my interjection.

"Like no two snowflakes are alike," I pointed out.

"Exactly," she said. "There are big ones, small ones, thick ones, curved ones," she listed.

"Black ones," I joked.

"Not all black cocks are huge, trust me," she said. "Actually, the biggest three cocks I have ever seen are all white. Although I have seen some impressive black cocks, too."

couldn't resist, "You're quite the cock-connoisseur," playing on the

obsessed with

strong word," I

she shrugged. "Hey, you never

asked, the conversation taking so many twists and turns I couldn't remotely recall the

threw herself at you, would you go for it?"

don't know," I answered,

wife gave you permission," she

she wasn't serious,"

"Wasn't she?" she asked.

"If a Shemale hits on me at the wedding tomorrow, I will take her

wiggling her toes which continued to keep

the strange conversation. "I'll

Robert, would you give that up, too?" she asked, teasing me relentlessly. "You think I have a cute

it's very

is good to know," I joked, "that my ass

avoided the question

I did," I

lack of denial as a yes," she

a no as a yes,"

can be turned into yeses,"

have in high school and

never too late to learn to understand how a

I have Mary figured out, she changes,"

your toes," she laughed, which, of course, made me check

tonight I would be jerking off thinking of Mia's legs and feet in

why legs and

knew," I shrugged. It was a question my buddies asked me often. I didn't care about big tits, although Mary had a nice pair, or great asses, Mary's was still

that question," I answered, never able to understand why they turned

a lot stranger fetishes than nylons," Mia pointed out,

it's not like I am into bondage, pee sex, scat or anything like that," I said, listing a

fun,"

can," I said, thinking I

even imagine," she replied, her tone again dripping with

imagine," I joked. "Probably

is it the feel of the nylons or the look of

I answered,

"Explain," she demanded.

answered, no longer even trying to not

these," she offered, moving her left foot onto my

cause an accident?" I gasped, as her foot

or in your pants?" she playfully asked, as her foot ended up on my leg, just a

I replied, stunned by her aggressive attitude. Although I shouldn't have been. She

the nylon," she

her ankle and gasped. It was easily the softest nylon I

the thought of Mary and Mia together causing instant flinching in

a few pairs," she

international of you," I joked, sounding like

moved her foot back and asked, "So you like the

I continued, disappointed

I know that would know there are nylon colours mocha or coffee,"

usually buy Mary's