Unspoken Pleasure by Erotica

The Surprise: Ep3

We drove in silence for a while before she asked, "Do you think Mary will eat cunt this weekend?"

I coughed as I asked, "Where did that come from?"

"She told me you gave her permission to eat pussy and she gave you permission to have sex with a Shemale," she revealed.

My face burned with embarrassment. I replied, "That was just heat of the moment talk."

"Mary has wanted to eat pussy forever," Mia said, so matter-of-factly that it seemed inevitable.

I quipped, "She wants to be gang banged too, but fantasy is fantasy."

"But what if fantasy could become reality?" she asked, her tone suddenly serious.

"It's a dangerous line to cross," I said, knowing that fantasy stayed fantasy for a reason.

"Would you seriously let her if the opportunity arose this weekend?" she asked.

"I don't know," I admitted, the conversation at the time I gave her permission was rather laissez faire.

"And if a Shemale came to you this weekend and offered herself to you, would you take her up on the offer?" Mia asked.

I laughed, "Like that is likely to happen."

"That isn't the point, would you?" she asked again.

"Would you?" I questioned back.

"I have before," she revealed.

"Really?" I asked, surprised.

"Of course, Shemales are the perfect specimen. The beauty of a woman; the sophistication of a woman; the upper body of a woman; and yet the lower equipment of a man, which, let's be honest, the only body part that is sexier on a man is his penis... cunts are incredibly unattractive," Mia said, her face squishing up like she had just sucked on a lemon.

"At least I know you're not a lesbian," I joked.

"God no," she said.

"Tell me how you really feel," I joked.

"I love cock," she answered, talking to me as a guy and not as her friend's husband.

I joked again, repeating the same words, "Tell me how you really feel."

"No, seriously," she said. "All cunts look the same, I can't imagine trying to pick one out of a pussy line-up."

"I'd be willing to try," I quipped.

"On the other hand, every cock is distinctly different," she continued, ignoring my interjection.

"Like no two snowflakes are alike," I pointed out.

"Exactly," she said. "There are big ones, small ones, thick ones, curved ones," she listed.

"Black ones," I joked.

"Not all black cocks are huge, trust me," she said. "Actually, the biggest three cocks I have ever seen are all white. Although I have seen some impressive black cocks, too."

"You're quite the cock-connoisseur," playing on the word

the guy obsessed with Shemales," she quipped

is a strong

"Hey, you

conversation taking so many twists and

you, would you go for it?" she

answered,

wife gave you permission," she pointed

serious,"

"Wasn't she?" she asked.

on me at the wedding tomorrow, I will take her

her cock?" Mia asked playfully, again wiggling her

exasperated by the strange

give that up, too?" she asked, teasing me relentlessly. "You think I have a cute ass?" I asked, teasing right

it's very fuckable,"

good to know," I joked, "that my

avoided the question again," Mia pointed

I did,"

your lack of denial as a yes,"

man taking a no as a

turned into yeses," she

information to have in high school and college,"

never too late to learn to understand how a

time I think I have Mary

got to keep you on your toes," she laughed, which,

knowing tonight I would be jerking off

why legs and

although Mary had a nice pair, or great asses, Mary's was still quite firm, but legs... especially in nylon.

women I have ever dated has asked me that question," I answered, never able to understand why

lot stranger fetishes than nylons," Mia pointed out,

or anything like that," I said, listing a variety of more

be fun," she

I said, thinking I would get tied up for

replied,

imagine," I joked.

"So is it the feel of the

I answered,

"Explain," she demanded.

feel of them, especially if they are real silk," I answered, no longer even trying to

offered, moving her left foot

you trying to cause an accident?" I gasped, as her foot briefly hit the steering

her foot

aggressive attitude. Although I shouldn't have been.

nylon," she

as well. I moved my right hand to her ankle and gasped. It was easily the softest nylon I had ever felt. "Wow!" Was

asked, the thought of Mary and Mia together causing instant flinching in

a few pairs," she said. "They

I joked, sounding like an utter

back and asked, "So you like the feel,

like mocha, coffee or tan," I continued, disappointed yet thankful that she had

the only man I know that would know there

usually buy Mary's nylons,"