We Are Not Getting Remarried: Show Yourself Out

Wasn’t this…

Will Darcey was looking at the same trending hashtag.

——xx: ‘Oh no! My poor hubby!! I mean, the fact that he’s even interested in Elisa, a divorcee, just shows how precious he is! How could Elisa even think about going back to that man? Getting divorced proves how incompatible they were with each other! And yet she’s over here flirting with my hubby while trying to get back with her ex? What a bi*tch! I’m literally sobbing! I feel so bad for Mr. Darcey!’

——xx: ‘We all feel bad for him! Mr. Darcey is a prime specimen! I can’t believe he is still single, with how many ladies just itching for a chance to be with him. How can Elisa do this?! Who gave her the right to?!’

——xx: ‘Elisa is an independent woman who needs no man! Men are just trouble! I, for one, am on her side. She doesn’t need to get with a man! Just stay stunning, and she’ll always be number one in my eyes!’

——xx: ‘I can’t stop sobbing… My poor Mr. Darcey…’

…

Will snorted in both anger and disbelief.

pulled up Elisa’s number and called

for her to

She sounded as

is feeling bad for me on

Elisa was confused.

up Twitter and saw what was written on Will’s

stayed quiet. “I know it isn’t true. But you got to make it up to me somehow. Do you see what they’re writing about me? The

nerve in her cheek twitched. “I’m

as cold as ever toward

“Fine. Stay busy, but I’m coming to pick you up

Rejection didn’t seem to work

She immediately hung up.

little to no care about how

his phone. He had expected her