We Are Not Getting Remarried: Show Yourself Out

Wasn’t this…

Will Darcey was looking at the same trending hashtag.

——xx: ‘Oh no! My poor hubby!! I mean, the fact that he’s even interested in Elisa, a divorcee, just shows how precious he is! How could Elisa even think about going back to that man? Getting divorced proves how incompatible they were with each other! And yet she’s over here flirting with my hubby while trying to get back with her ex? What a bi*tch! I’m literally sobbing! I feel so bad for Mr. Darcey!’

——xx: ‘We all feel bad for him! Mr. Darcey is a prime specimen! I can’t believe he is still single, with how many ladies just itching for a chance to be with him. How can Elisa do this?! Who gave her the right to?!’

——xx: ‘Elisa is an independent woman who needs no man! Men are just trouble! I, for one, am on her side. She doesn’t need to get with a man! Just stay stunning, and she’ll always be number one in my eyes!’

——xx: ‘I can’t stop sobbing… My poor Mr. Darcey…’

…

Will snorted in both anger and disbelief.

pulled up Elisa’s

took a while for her to

up?” She sounded as

his eyes. “The entire world is feeling bad for me on Twitter. That’s what’s

Elisa was confused.

was written on Will’s profile. She was

know it isn’t true. But you got to make it up to me somehow. Do you see

her

as cold as ever toward

“Fine. Stay busy, but I’m coming to

didn’t seem to

She immediately hung up.

had little to no care about how he

at his phone. He had expected her