Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 341

"Absolutely brilliant idea, let's do it!"

"What?!"

Keaton said, "I'm going to call Elysia now, get her to pick him up. A little bit of drunken mischief, like turning uncooked rice into a done deal."

"What?!" Lowell was instantly sobered by the idea.

Seeing Keaton actually pulling out his phone, he hurriedly stopped him, "We can't mess around like that. Tarquin will have our heads when he sobers up."

"He'd have to catch us first!"

"But he will, we can't beat him in a fight."

Keaton looked at Lowell with disdain, "Are you thinking with mashed potatoes up there? Who said anything about fighting? If he swings, we run. Plus, his drunken antics aren't our fault, right?"

"...I guess you have a point, but won't this screw over Ms. Thorne? She's a good person; I don't want to trick her." "She's sober. If she doesn't want to, Tarquin won't stand a chance! We're just giving them an opportunity, get it?"

"Got it! But there's one issue. Ms. Thorne isn't into Tarquin like that. If you call her to pick him up, she won't come." "True... let's just deliver him to her then."

"What?!"

him up, we'll bring the party to her,

themselves, decided to ship

an hour later, Elysia received a life-sized

No surprise, just shock!

the

plastered. I've brought him home." Elysia was baffled, "My

"That's me."

no mistake. Tarquin

Tarquin?

Elijah's dad?!

him, helped the drunken Tarquin stand so

almost had a heart attack at the

she quickly stepped outside, closed the door behind her, and spoke to the driver, "I know him, but he's not my husband, and he doesn't live

this was the

a wife mad at her drunk husband, the

Elysia couldn't stop him!