Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 341

"Absolutely brilliant idea, let's do it!"

"What?!"

Keaton said, "I'm going to call Elysia now, get her to pick him up. A little bit of drunken mischief, like turning uncooked rice into a done deal."

"What?!" Lowell was instantly sobered by the idea.

Seeing Keaton actually pulling out his phone, he hurriedly stopped him, "We can't mess around like that. Tarquin will have our heads when he sobers up."

"He'd have to catch us first!"

"But he will, we can't beat him in a fight."

Keaton looked at Lowell with disdain, "Are you thinking with mashed potatoes up there? Who said anything about fighting? If he swings, we run. Plus, his drunken antics aren't our fault, right?"

"...I guess you have a point, but won't this screw over Ms. Thorne? She's a good person; I don't want to trick her." "She's sober. If she doesn't want to, Tarquin won't stand a chance! We're just giving them an opportunity, get it?"

"Got it! But there's one issue. Ms. Thorne isn't into Tarquin like that. If you call her to pick him up, she won't come." "True... let's just deliver him to her then."

"What?!"

pick him up, we'll bring the party to her, surprise

decided to ship Tarquin

hour later, Elysia

No surprise, just shock!

kids were all asleep. Only Elysia was up, battling insomnia. Hearing the knock, she quickly got up,

Your husband got plastered. I've brought him home." Elysia was baffled,

"That's me."

no mistake.

Tarquin?

Elijah's dad?!

worried she wouldn't believe him, helped the drunken Tarquin stand so she could

almost had a heart attack at the

behind her, and spoke to the driver, "I know him, but he's not

the address I

her drunk husband, the driver left Tarquin with

Elysia couldn't stop him!