Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 342

"Hey! Get up!"

Elysia was desperate to get him to leave and head back to his own place!

But no matter how much she moved her mouth, swung her arms, or kicked her legs, like a little tornado trying to whisper, shout, and kick all at once, she couldn't wake him up.

It was a true spectacle of chaos meets calm.

She was all over the place, and he was as peaceful as a sleeping kitten.

She did her thing, and he did his - which was sleeping, undisturbed!

Tarquin's biggest reaction was a slight frown, and then... nothing.

Not even an eyelid twitch.

Realizing waking him up and sending him on his way was a lost cause, Elysia dialed Lowell and Keaton, hoping they could come and take him away!

But alas, it was exactly those two who had 'conspired' to send him over in the first place. No chance they'd pick up her call!

Lowell and Keaton were effectively playing possum.

As the saying goes, never expect a reply from someone playing dead. So, no luck reaching Lowell or Keaton.

And since she didn't have contact info for any of Tarquin's other friends, she was out of options there.

couldn't

kid, how would he

phone, hoping to book

to her astonishment, she waited over an hour

baffling and utterly

After some deliberation, Elysia bit the bullet and decided to take

into sportswear and

Tarquin by a leg, and tried dragging him to

But no dice!

him up by wrapping his arm around her neck, attempting to

didn't work

her best efforts, she couldn't

enthusiast with a passion for sports, his physique was

nearly six foot three, moving him was no small feat for Elysia. She just didn't have the muscle

seek help from the

kids, and upon seeing Tarquin, immediately

to with the kids' dad at

not the kids' dad!

the resemblance! Who

"A total sleazebag!"

"What?"

him to

to share more, the guards, knowing