Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 342

"Hey! Get up!"

Elysia was desperate to get him to leave and head back to his own place!

But no matter how much she moved her mouth, swung her arms, or kicked her legs, like a little tornado trying to whisper, shout, and kick all at once, she couldn't wake him up.

It was a true spectacle of chaos meets calm.

She was all over the place, and he was as peaceful as a sleeping kitten.

She did her thing, and he did his - which was sleeping, undisturbed!

Tarquin's biggest reaction was a slight frown, and then... nothing.

Not even an eyelid twitch.

Realizing waking him up and sending him on his way was a lost cause, Elysia dialed Lowell and Keaton, hoping they could come and take him away!

But alas, it was exactly those two who had 'conspired' to send him over in the first place. No chance they'd pick up her call!

Lowell and Keaton were effectively playing possum.

As the saying goes, never expect a reply from someone playing dead. So, no luck reaching Lowell or Keaton.

And since she didn't have contact info for any of Tarquin's other friends, she was out of options there.

late; she couldn't possibly

just a kid, how would he

Elysia opened an app on her phone, hoping to book a

her astonishment, she waited over

baffling

deliberation, Elysia bit the bullet

change into sportswear and tied her

by a leg, and tried

But no dice!

tried hoisting him up by wrapping his arm around

didn't

efforts, she

lean, but he was no lightweight. A fitness enthusiast

small feat for Elysia.

help from the condominium's security. Why struggle

Elysia and the kids,

Thorne, where are you off to with the kids' dad at this

the kids'

huh? But the

"A total sleazebag!"

"What?"

to the front gate? He's drunk, and

share more, the guards, knowing