Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Chapter 342

"Hey! Get up!"

Elysia was desperate to get him to leave and head back to his own place!

But no matter how much she moved her mouth, swung her arms, or kicked her legs, like a little tornado trying to whisper, shout, and kick all at once, she couldn't wake him up.

It was a true spectacle of chaos meets calm.

She was all over the place, and he was as peaceful as a sleeping kitten.

She did her thing, and he did his - which was sleeping, undisturbed!

Tarquin's biggest reaction was a slight frown, and then... nothing.

Not even an eyelid twitch.

Realizing waking him up and sending him on his way was a lost cause, Elysia dialed Lowell and Keaton, hoping they could come and take him away!

But alas, it was exactly those two who had 'conspired' to send him over in the first place. No chance they'd pick up her call!

Lowell and Keaton were effectively playing possum.

As the saying goes, never expect a reply from someone playing dead. So, no luck reaching Lowell or Keaton.

And since she didn't have contact info for any of Tarquin's other friends, she was out of options there.

couldn't possibly call Elijah, could

would

opened an app on her phone, hoping to book a delivery service to haul him

her astonishment, she waited

was baffling and utterly

bit the bullet

home to change into sportswear and tied her long hair

up her sleeves, grabbed Tarquin by

But no dice!

she then tried hoisting him up by wrapping his arm around her neck,

didn't

she couldn't budge him

fitness enthusiast with a passion for sports, his physique

small feat for

resigned to seek help from the condominium's

kids,

off to with the

the

huh? But the resemblance! Who

"A total sleazebag!"

"What?"

not worth mentioning. Could you help me get him to the front gate? He's drunk,

the guards, knowing