Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Elijah's lips twitched when he saw the photo and the caption.

Only Evan could come up with such a prank.

He had noticed that Evan had a peculiar fascination with toilet humor, which he had exploited numerous times while dealing with the Hawkins family in Jindale City!

Emmett and Baby seemed equally amused; every time the topic of toilet humor came up, they would burst into laughter, thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Elijah wondered if it was normal for kids their age to find such things interesting...

"Leave it to me."

It only took a flick of Elijah's fingers to get the job done.

Before Helen could dry off from her dip in the pool, the rumor that the Murphy family had a penchant for eating cat poop had spread like wildfire throughout Oceanopolis.

Initially bewildered and then furious, the Murphy family was at a loss for words: “..."

Unable to reach Helen by phone, they called Larry for an explanation.

Rushing to the west wing, Larry was just as confused. He had heard about a giant rat scare that resulted in Helen falling into the water. However, the high-resolution photo circulating online showed Helen in the water, eyes closed, seemingly savoring a piece of cat poop. And investigations confirmed that the photo wasn't doctored-it was real!

This was a difficult situation to navigate!

I'll have her call the

person on the other end

business. With this kind of scandal, how are

renowned culinary family rumored to indulge in cat

dine at their

even questioning if cat poop

rivals seized the moment to heat things up, declaring proudly that cat poop was not a food

on the verge of a breakdown; their website was

gravity of the situation, Larry quickly

Helen as soon

the time Larry reached the west wing, Helen had just been pulled out

directing Helen's personal

stand there, give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!

the cat poop still

about to

loved that stuff. You're not proving to be a very good dog.

missed an opportunity to torment the grandmother alongside Helen; she couldn't be let

Fuming, the maid retorted,

calling me a dog? You're

a flick of his wrist, Evan sent a pebble flying accurately at the maid's

and fell to

Evan pointed at Helen,