Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

Helen's eyes nearly popped out of her skull. She pointed at Evan, stammering in disbelief. "You...you..."

That rotten trick, it was this little devil who pulled it off!

Evan chuckled, "No need to thank me. If you really wanna show gratitude, thank your litter box. If it hadn't been for it keeping you afloat, you'd probably have drowned. Once you're better, you really should treat it like a treasure. I'm just curious, though. How's the taste of 'kitty surprise"?"

Helen trembled with rage, turning to her trusted aide with a murderous look. "Kill...kill..."

The aide got the message loud and clear - a death sentence for Evan.

She, too, was seething with anger towards Evan, nodding in agreement.

"Madam, please, calm down. We've caused quite a stir here, and I just got word from the main house. Elysia came looking for her son, and Pamela, not wanting to be separated from her, left the main house with her. Our chance has arrived!"

Helen, grinding her teeth in fury, commanded, "Do it!"

"Right!" The aide signaled to the house's security guards with a meaningful glance, "Kick this brat out!"

Understanding their orders, the guards menacingly moved towards Evan, barking, "Scram!"

Evan knew this was the beginning of their sinister plan. Without resisting, he shoved his hands in his pockets and sauntered off, humming a tune under his breath.

it on, all your dirty tricks.

now on, dealing with you lot is my only

the riverbank, a rat was still bouncing

the water

back to her room,

how to proceed without worsening the situation, he yelled at the guards,

...

a blind spot in the surveillance and after a brief

sooner had they left than two burly men

charged at

readying himself for a fight, was taken aback when a shadowy figure darted

the two men were down, without even a chance to

Evan recognized the shadowy figure

What's his angle?

and by extension, him, here he was,

add up. Was he trying a softer approach after failing to

out when he saw the brute about to deliver a fatal blow and hurried over, "No

brute, about to snap their necks, paused, considering

an enemy

is against the law, my mom said so. We live