Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

The little guy stared at the two hitmen for a moment, his face contorted in disdain.

"Seriously? You two think you can take me down? Might wanna take a long look in the mirror next time, preferably over a toilet bowl. Your skills are mediocre at best, but I'll give you this: you've got guts, taking on any job that comes your way. Well, looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew this time. You're way out of your league trying to mess with me."

Evan had just finished his rant when his smartwatch buzzed. It was Elliot calling.

He quickly got up to answer it,

"Bro, was just about to call you. Are Grandma and Mom already out of the main house?"

Elliot was following Elysia and Pamela, speaking in a hushed tone,

"Yeah, Mom heard about Helen's mishap, and that you were in the west wing. She's worried sick about you, wants to check on you herself. Grandma insisted on coming along, didn't want to be left behind, so Mom's pushing her wheelchair out here."

"What about Grandpa?"

"Grandpa had just left when he got an urgent call. Said he'd be here later."

Evan snorted, typical!

Helen must've arranged everything ahead of time. As soon as her plan was in motion, she'd find a way to distract Grandpa, keeping him away from any blind spots in the surveillance.

way, Grandpa would never find out that it wasn't

bro, no matter what path you guys are on right

Grandpa

and take me out, then pin the blame on Grandma. It's a two-for-one deal

care of Helen's goons she sent after me. What's

but not as shrewd as

it came to big moves, it was always Elliot calling the

always big brother, and they all listened to

brow furrowed upon hearing Evan's words. People could be truly monstrous,

come up

Evan hadn't been so capable, he might've

spot, seeing Evan's supposed corpse would definitely rattle her, maybe even making her try to

swarm out, pointing fingers at Grandma, saying

to defend

as witnesses, the rumor mill would go

lunatic killing might not be punishable by law, but a lunatic brutally murdering a child would still attract universal condemnation.

her as the dignified, well-read lady, gentle and kind to all. Instead, they'd only wish for

maid leading Elysia and Pamela towards

to the surveillance

hitmen,

wouldn't dare