Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

The little guy stared at the two hitmen for a moment, his face contorted in disdain.

"Seriously? You two think you can take me down? Might wanna take a long look in the mirror next time, preferably over a toilet bowl. Your skills are mediocre at best, but I'll give you this: you've got guts, taking on any job that comes your way. Well, looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew this time. You're way out of your league trying to mess with me."

Evan had just finished his rant when his smartwatch buzzed. It was Elliot calling.

He quickly got up to answer it,

"Bro, was just about to call you. Are Grandma and Mom already out of the main house?"

Elliot was following Elysia and Pamela, speaking in a hushed tone,

"Yeah, Mom heard about Helen's mishap, and that you were in the west wing. She's worried sick about you, wants to check on you herself. Grandma insisted on coming along, didn't want to be left behind, so Mom's pushing her wheelchair out here."

"What about Grandpa?"

"Grandpa had just left when he got an urgent call. Said he'd be here later."

Evan snorted, typical!

Helen must've arranged everything ahead of time. As soon as her plan was in motion, she'd find a way to distract Grandpa, keeping him away from any blind spots in the surveillance.

find out that it wasn't Grandma behind the

matter what path you guys are on right now, the maid's definitely leading Grandma

witch, got a tongue-lashing from Mom and Grandpa today and has

try and take me out, then pin the blame on Grandma. It's a two-for-one deal for her: not only to torment Mom but also to

the blind spot right now. Took care of Helen's goons she sent after

but not as shrewd as

to big moves, it was always Elliot calling the

was always big brother, and they all

upon hearing Evan's words. People could be truly monstrous, scarier than any

actually come up

capable, he might've been history by

blind spot, seeing Evan's supposed corpse would definitely rattle her, maybe even making her try to shake him, hoping

swarm out, pointing fingers at Grandma, saying she was the one

to defend herself.

Elliot and Mom as witnesses, the rumor mill would go

murdering a child would still attract universal condemnation. Grandma's reputation

this, no one would remember her as the dignified, well-read lady, gentle and kind to all. Instead, they'd only wish for her swift departure from this world, to stop her from harming the

Pamela towards a certain path, Elliot's frown

to the surveillance blind

two hitmen, are

dare