Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem

The little guy stared at the two hitmen for a moment, his face contorted in disdain.

"Seriously? You two think you can take me down? Might wanna take a long look in the mirror next time, preferably over a toilet bowl. Your skills are mediocre at best, but I'll give you this: you've got guts, taking on any job that comes your way. Well, looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew this time. You're way out of your league trying to mess with me."

Evan had just finished his rant when his smartwatch buzzed. It was Elliot calling.

He quickly got up to answer it,

"Bro, was just about to call you. Are Grandma and Mom already out of the main house?"

Elliot was following Elysia and Pamela, speaking in a hushed tone,

"Yeah, Mom heard about Helen's mishap, and that you were in the west wing. She's worried sick about you, wants to check on you herself. Grandma insisted on coming along, didn't want to be left behind, so Mom's pushing her wheelchair out here."

"What about Grandpa?"

"Grandpa had just left when he got an urgent call. Said he'd be here later."

Evan snorted, typical!

Helen must've arranged everything ahead of time. As soon as her plan was in motion, she'd find a way to distract Grandpa, keeping him away from any blind spots in the surveillance.

never find out that it wasn't

guys are on right now, the maid's definitely leading Grandma into a surveillance blind

Mom and Grandpa today and has cooked up a nasty plan

someone to try and take me out, then pin the blame on Grandma. It's a two-for-one deal for her: not only to torment Mom but

now. Took care of Helen's goons

skilled, but not

came to big moves, it was always

big brother, and

furrowed upon hearing Evan's words. People could be truly monstrous, scarier

actually come up with

been so capable, he might've

seeing Evan's supposed corpse would definitely rattle her, maybe even making her try

staff would swarm out, pointing fingers at Grandma, saying she was the one who

Grandma's condition, she wouldn't be able to defend herself. Whatever

with Elliot and Mom as witnesses, the rumor mill would

lunatic brutally murdering a child

all. Instead, they'd only wish

Pamela towards a certain path,

was the path to

those two hitmen, are

dare